I am fully aware that I am a strict, traditional domestic disciplinarian and not a clinician However an increasing number of clients have come to me suffering from one form or another of OCD. As a Disciplinarian, it was my obligation to apprise myself of the increasingly popular clinical methods being used in treating this condition, such as ECT (Electroconvulsive Therapy) and to compare the approach and results of ECT to the intensive, non-invasive Behavioral Modification (Paddling) I administer.
For the purpose this blog, I'm referring to my method as Non-Invasive Impact Therapy which has been - and is - very successful in the long term (to permanent) relief for clients who suffer the debilitation and loss of control brought about by OCD; and, if you're dealing with enervating disorder, you're hardly alone.
In fact, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) effects a great deal of people. Approximately 1.9% to 3.3% of the population will experience OCD at some point in their lifetime. These may include rumination, intrusive and disturbing thoughts, repeatedly checking locks, stoves, irons, computers, light switches, televisions and alarms, or compulsive hand washing, showering and constant fear of making mistakes.
To control this condition with ECT, ( a newer version of Electroshock Treatment) electrodes are placed on your temples which conduct an electric current through the brain. The current triggers a seizure that, according to Johns Hopkins, lasts for 30 to 60 seconds. This seizure rewires the brain and is generally administered 2-3 times weekly for 6-12 sessions., and patients are under anesthesia along with muscle relaxers to prevent convulsions. Nevertheless the post treatment dangers still include 29% to 55% of patients experiencing memory loss, acute delirium and confusion, while 38% reported persistent or permanent memory loss , including erasure of past, personal events. Even after conventional treatment, 25% to 40% of patients have persistent symptoms. In other words, many people with OCD are still suffering from the condition despite treatment.
All of this seems to a bit dramatic for such "iffy" results.
My method, however, works in a similar fashion but without the harmful effects.
Instead paddles on boths sides of your head. I'll smack the exposed cheeks of your bare bottom with a thick leather paddle. This shock sends an electrical current directly from your butt to your brain that forges a grove in the brain which affect behavior. Additionally, the post-treatment effects are positive.
That's because Spanking (or Non-Invasive Impact Therapy) increases adrenaline which increases the blood flow to your brain, decreases pain, and enhances cognitive function, alertness and vision. Spanking also releases endorphins which are the "feel-good" chemicals in the brain that relieve pain, reduce stress and give a sense of well-being (even euphoria) and last, but hardly least, dopamine, the other "feel-good" hormone, elevates mood, heightens focus, improves sleep and makes you take action and enjoy doing it.
Instead of repeatedly frying the brain with electrodes , I will strategically and methodically wallop your behind until your cheeks are crimson, soft and warm to the touch.
And because I am a Disciplinarian and not a clinician, I have a personal interest in the learning the details of your triggers in order to thoroughly address your the condition.
So, you needn't suffer any longer from severe, (or even not so severe) OCD. The solution is here. "Non-Invasive Impact Therapy' is the natural way to stimulate the brain and significantly reduce OCD, and there are no side effects other than improved moods, relaxation, clarity, more ambition, higher energy - and -of course - a nicely burning bottom.
Warm Bottoms,
Georgia Cane



