Sunday, October 30, 2022

GEORGIA CANE: A SPANKING FOR INNOVATION IN TIMES OF FLUX.


Now I'm certain you've noticed that, at regular intervals, some economic change occurs that's so significant it causes you to rethink all of your strategies.  Geopolitics, government policies, politics, and the natural order of supply and demand are factors beyond your control, and with so many variables involved, nothing is foolproof.  Inevitably, change and its partner natural selection comes to determine who flourishes and who fades, and you will either prepare or be caught with your pants down. It's harder to stay on top than to get there. You must be creative and open to new concepts and with spanking discipline, you will learn to adapt.


As a Disciplinarian, I not only believe in the principles of focus, obedience, and perseverance but also in the benefit of creative intelligence, self-rediscovery, imagination, and innovation.  All of which I skillfully encourage whether they are dormant or not.  

By releasing your creativity you unleash innovation and you will not only remain relevant, but you will also flourish.  But it's not about staying relevant but being involved. 

 Wasn't it not long ago that you indulged in everything from James Brown at the Apollo to  Frank Zappa at the Paladim, from dancing at Mudd Club to eating at Blarney Stone,  or from Prince to Lou Reed. 

You preferred the art scene in the East Village better than in SOHO and liked FUN GALLERY, the basement storefront over on 11th where Basquiat and Keith Haring had their first showing.  You meshed and mingled with people different from yourself you were the better for it  

But now that you're established you've outgrown such things. 
It's only the classics for you. I will spank you for that attitude alone.  

There can be no such thing as an instant classic. There are only artistic works that have stood the test of time. Expand your mind! Remember Van Gogh was never recognized during his entire life nor was John Keats, Oscar Wilde, or for that matter, Johann Sebastian Bach.  


You knew energy and variation were keys to life, and yet you've grown stale. 

Don't worry.  As a Disciplinarian, I will have you restored in short order.

To wipe away the cobwebs and free your mind, your bare bottom is fully exposed and perfectly positioned over a couch, chair, or spanking bench. You feel the burn of the leather belt evenly lash both cheeks, the sting of the rattan cane, and/or hard smack of the wooden hairbrush or leather paddle.

With each precisely aimed thwack, you are given an instruction of two or three words which I will repeat with every blow until your bottom is crimson, soar to the touch and I think you understand. 

It's all to your benefit. 

There will always be forces beyond your control. You need your edge. Spanking discipline that stimulates creativity and promotes innovation is not only practical in times of flux. It's the smartest form of artistry there is. 

Because there is nothing that a well-spanked and nicely-burning bottom can't do.


Warm Bottoms

Georgia Cane



 

Tuesday, February 8, 2022

DISCIPLINE IN THE TIME OF CHAOS (Georgia Cane)

  

We are in chaotic times, and as I'm sure you'll agree it's more difficult than ever,  to find a touchstone for grounding and guidance.  Things changed quickly. One morning you're moving through the familiar frequency of the crowded City and by nightfall, it's deserted. 
Soon vacant stores and shuttered bars sit cheek by jowl like remnants of another era, while the odd restaurant grasping to survive,  is a skeletal version of its former self.  Businesses blindly navigate a current of shifting rules and, prepared or not, you may be required to adjust your life at a moment's notice.  But then, life is a challenge; and not so long ago, people believed that challenges built character and that obstacles were made to conquer. This means that the ethics of discipline were once held in high regard and, in fact, science is proving that facing challenges stimulates cell growth in the brain.  However, as a Disciplinarian, it's come to my attention that certain groups no longer practice ethics or were, perhaps, never taught. That's a pity. And while I refrain from blanket statements, it's clear to me that none are in more need of guidance and Discipline than Millenials and Generation X.    

Somewhere along the line, the discipline ball was dropped and the unfortunate result cannot be denied, 

Long-term studies show that GenX (1965-1980) and Millenials (1981 - 1996) are in worse shape than previous generations at the same age.   This includes anxiety, depression, excess alcohol, and drug abuse as well as high blood pressure, cholesterol,  extra belly fat, obesity (heaven forbid), and substances in the blood that suggest chronic inflammation. All this is due to a sorry state known technically as "Physiological Dysgeneration" and, apparently, it began with the Boomer Generation (1946 - 1964) and worsened from there.  This makes sense. 

Before the advent of television, children relied on their imagination and creativity.  They read books that opened a world of improbable heroes and faraway places while toy soldiers and baby dolls came to life through sheer force of will.   

Parents instilled Discipline in their children to prepare for the unseen times ahead. Determination, self-reliance, focus, and grit were taught as basic tools of survival and a spanking  - when needed - was par for the course. When asked if he ever hit his own children, Dr. Benjamin Spock, the famously misunderstood "Pied Piper of Pemissivism" answered. "Sure" but only on occasion. He went on to explain he didn't think corporal punishment was mandatory, but 'parents to whom it seemed natural need not be ashamed of themselves

But unlike Spock, who never called himself a Disciplinarian,  I do; and that said, I firmly believe in the transformative powers of verbal correction and spanking discipline.  

The sting of a belt on an upturned bare bottom,  the burn of a wooden hairbrush, the bare-handed smacks on a sore and red behind, or even the sharp lash of the rattan cane, delivers a charge that will clear the cobwebs, and strengthen the core of any healthy adult male or female.  Confidence returns and the outlook brightens as you come to understand the Stoic principles of fortitude, resilience, and self-restraint.

For all generations, discipline is the protective shield and the weapon of choice in a time of chaos - and with a nicely burning bottom to boot. 


Warm Bottoms,

Georgia Cane