Saturday, February 10, 2018
If any Ladies still believe that spanking your husbands is untoward, peculiar or new, let me correct that misconception. Wives have been spanking their husbands for more than six hundred years and likely from the time of Lilith; so if they find anything new under the sun, this will not be it. Men, like boys, are willful. They will always require a strict and strong woman who'll keep them in line and even, if necessary, smack their bottoms black and blue. Such is the case since time began.
As a Disciplinarian, I believe it's important to know how and when to pull in his reigns or else catastrophe is close behind. I suggest that when your husband is too big for his britches, take them down and burn his bare backside well. Remind him that, where ever he goes, his actions have consequences and that home is no exception.
Make sure to position him over your knee, and to find the plumpest spot on his upturned behind. Then take your favorite wood hairbrush, and crack his cheeks repeatedly until tears streak his face and he understands that you mean business. And since skin to skin sends the message best, deliver another twenty barehanded blows to his throbbing backside for good measure. Let him struggle, plead and beg your forgiveness. It's to no avail. The only sound you hear is the smack of your hand on his sore, bare bottom echoing throughout the room.
All through history, men have relied on a strong, no-nonsense woman to spank him hard and keep him in line. She knows his tears are the catharsis that relieves his guilt, renews his spirit and wipes his conscience clean. And she makes sure his cheeks are on fire for days afterward.
Because, after all, he enjoys a warm and tingling bottom too.