Election time is here and, as a Disciplinarian, I'm reminded of how some politicians can be as willful and disobedient as children. They will not pay attention unless they see candy and filibuster when they can't have their way. They will not do their homework and carefully read bills before signing , or be in attendance to vote for or against them.
Therefore, like children, an authoritarian is needed to see to it they properly behave; and as I am sure you're aware, that enforcer is referred to as The Whip.
Unfortunately, the Whip's means of behavioral correction has it's limitations and it's my belief, for the more heard headed cases, a strict, no nonsense spanking Disciplinarian is required. The Whip gives free reign to deliver punishment as the Disciplinarian sees fit; and deliver she does.
The errant officeholder is taken to a small office consisting of blackboard, desk and chair known as The Motivation Room.
Upon entering trousers and underwear are removed and he stands in position; bare bottom, feet apart, eyes forward and hands behind back - as she reads his misdeeds.
Consequences for bad behavior are as follows.
For demanding candy: Present hands - palms up - to endure five swats each of the tawse. Then, over the desk for seventy five smacks of the wood paddle and twenty lashes of leather belt on the bare bottom. Next bare bottom exposed to the blackboard writing one hundred times, "I will pay attention." Then over the knee again and fifty-five bare handed smacks for good measure.
For not getting your way and filibustering: A hard bare bottom spanking until your behind is good and sore and nose in the corner until she tells you otherwise.
For absenteeism and the failure to vote on legislation: naked; legs spread; hands on ankles; bottom in full view and twenty lashes of the strap for every single bill which has escaped your attention.
All for the best.
At the behest of the Whip, the Disciplinarian helps to see that things run smoothly and provides intensely motivating corporal punishment. Together Whip and Disciplinarian create the same sound, structured environment required to raise well behaved children and errant politicians .