So here it is.
She thinks that you're a shameless flirt and he feels you're insecure. She believes that you're ignoring her and he sees you as a diva. He's weary of your constant nit-picking and her of wet towels on the bathroom floor. She'd like you home for dinner more but you're always working late. And now he's at the computer until very late at night while you're in bed texting a Facebook friend you used to date in high school. There is trouble brewing and action required. Couple's counselors make you ask your partner how it makes them feel when you do this or that. But the truth is, you already know how it makes them feel, which is the reason you do it, to begin with. I suggest then instead of this pretense, that you air your grievances to a mature, impartial female authority; one who will listen carefully, judge fairly and then deliver a strict, no-nonsense, bare bottom spanking equally to you both.
Because neither party is blameless. The two of you are bored, willful, selfish, stubborn and I believe that you should receive your punishment side by side with one witnessing the other.
For his wandering eye, you enjoy watching him wince as she grips a heavy tawse and counts the forty blows that are welting his exposed bare bottom. And, for your incessant nagging and massive insecurity, he's pleased with the spectacle of your upturned bare bottom as it's striped by a slender rattan cane.
Then kneeling on all fours, face to face, you receive twenty blows of a thick leather paddle, alternating between first her bruised cheeks and then your own.
The air is cleared, the tears are shed and two bottoms are smartly smacked. Now you can view one another with appreciative eyes and promise to be nice. But don't forget. If this conduct begins again, a pair of bare bottoms, well spanked, await you in the very near future. Then again, what could be warmer than that?
Warm Bottoms,
Georgia Cane
www.georgiacane.com
NYC Spanking Disciplinarian
Great idea!
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